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Sunday, November 10, 2013

Free Post: Genetically Modified Kittens

So recently I read a sci-fi short story and it far surpasses anything I've ever read in weirdness. It began with a simple scene in which a group of guys were riding in a car towards... something. The biggest man is bawling which is weird. Eventually they reach a stopping place and search for... guess what... genetically modified kittens.

Apparently in the future people are addicted to kittens who are made to be cuter than ever. This mammoth of a man is crying because he doesn't have his kitten and these guys are driving to go pick another one up from a vending machine. I don't even know what to think anymore.   
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5 comments:

  1. AnonymousNovember 10, 2013 at 12:30 PM

    And I thought I was a weird person. Dang. May I ask the title of this book? How is it other than that?

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  2. EleanorMNovember 11, 2013 at 7:10 PM

    This is very interesting. I really want to know the name of that short story so I can go check it out for myself. Is it really that weird, wow. I would like to read about these very interesting kittens.

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  3. UnknownNovember 12, 2013 at 10:05 PM

    I would love to live in that world...It sounds really interesting and full of kittens. Where did you find that short story?

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  4. Bailey LNovember 14, 2013 at 7:17 PM

    Hey Jacob, I have a question. Is there like a choice of red kittens or black kittens in the vending machine? And also, what happens when the kittens....drop? Like, you pick a Black Kitten and when you press enter, how do the kittens get out of the vending machine?

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  5. Dr. DDecember 3, 2013 at 6:47 AM

    That's funny - reminds me of the SNL laser cat sketches. What were the kittens genetically modified to do?

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